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Joke received via email - kind of funny! 

By: kathy_s17 in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (4)
Wed, 21 Nov 18 3:25 AM | 66 view(s)
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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.


I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.


I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.


I am retired, which makes me useless.


I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.


I value my safety and that of my family.


I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.


I believe in the defense and protection of my country and


I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.


Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!


Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with.. Now I’m not even sure which toilet to go in.

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