I figured this out today.
Which is, of course, too late to undo what I had to do.
Should I happen to mention to you gents that I am going to shredding day again, remind me of this:
Next year, I am throwing all of the papers in the street, covering them up with a huge pile of LEAVES, throwing myself on them AND BRINGING A PACK OF MATCHES.
I'm definitely on ribit's sleep schedule again.
No doubt!