The best idea I have had in a long time!
...California! Fires, floods, mudsliddes, earthquakes and enough is enough. All the citizens of California should get together, form a caravan and head for Mexico. They obviously need some sort of asylum from the life thay are living here.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!