...a local fireman (Ralph) retired at 62 and got into a poker club where they gathered and gambled a couple of nights a week at a local bar. He made friends with a female bartender who was 28 and had just gone thru a divorce. He invited her to go to dinner with him just as "friends" and she accepted. Not long after that they got married.
The fire department from which he had retired had a meeting for all the retired firemen to discuss some changes to their benefits program. Ralph attended. After the spokesman got thru he asked if there were any questions. A fireman stood up and said that he was 65 and his wife was 62 and he was really concerned about the 'benefits' program. Another fireman says, I am 70 and my wife is 68 and I have the same concerns. Ralph stood up and says, "I am 62 and my wife is 28 and I don't care a damn about the insurance. I just want all of ya to know that my wife is 28.
Firemans Motto: Find em hot, leave em wet!
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