Michelle O: Like, Like, You Know, Like, Dude, You Know?
http://news.grabien.com/story-michelle-o-you-know-dude-you-know
By Tom Elliott
Grabienews
November 12, 2018
Michelle Obama is kicking off the publicity tour for her new book, "Becoming," but her first media appearance got off to a rocky start.
Despite being heavily edited so she spoke for little more than 45 seconds, Michelle Obama sounded more like a millennial girl chatting on Snapchat than a former First Lady. Throughout her responses to ABC's Robin Roberts, she repeatedly said "like," "you know?" "um," and even, "dude."
That's because Moochelle never comported herself like a First Lady ... hell, even as a generic lady, for that matter ... while she was squatting in The White House. She's an ungrateful guttersnipe who has no appreciation for the undeniable FACT that her elevated station in life is entirely due to other people carrying her water.
"Barack Obama has always walked like Barack Obama, like, he has got all the time in the world," she said of their first meeting. "He had that stride. I was, like, 'Dude, you're cute,' but in my mind, I was, like -"
Yeah, we know ... you noticed that lil' Barry was light in his loafers, just like Raul Castro (above) and Reggie Love did ... but, you married him, anyway.
Overall Obama said "you know" 10 times, "like" 9 times, and "um," "yeah," and "what?" another five times.
That's what a Soetoro family member sounds like without a teleprompter - everybody already knows that. Hell, that's what they sound like ... an uneducated boob from the Chicago ghetto ... even with a teleprompter.
"You know, the hard parts were the things I expected," Obama told Roberts. "That it's going to be hard, you know? So much of this country lives in isolation and we just don't know each other and so there were people who didn't know what a black woman was and sounded like, and so I knew that was going to be a challenge."
Nah ... don't flatter yourself, Moochelle. We all know ... work with ... are neighbors to ... are friends with ... black women, but you fall far short of their general stature in life. You're a hateful racist, so it is no wonder you expected to have problems moving into The White House since you are carrying that 2 ton, intolerant chip on your shoulder wherever you go. Truth is ... you're the problem, not everyone else, dearie.
Check out the montage above to see how the "girl from the south side of Chicago," as the president often refers to her, now sounds like a girl from the valley.
Moochelle is the Chicago version of The Bronx Valley Girl ... clueless, self-absorbed, undeservedly arrogant, and mean-spirited. She doesn't have ... um ... like ... you know ... anything to say that is worth listening to, dude.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
| 
