OH NOOOO - we were surrounded by woods - red oak - and macho man had to go get it. oh yes, I had to go too. Chain saw came out, then it got split, and then (omg), I got to carry it down to the property.
and then stack it.
if we ran out, they would dump a cord or two in the driveway.
ohgod - you had to do that quickly, so you had room to park your cars.
it was cut into pieces and already split.
however, the wood fairy never showed up!
guess who got to carry those mothers down to the house?
omg