How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.
lollllllllllllllll
tooooooo fuuny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
You’ll find White Out all over the screen.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
These are new to me.................

Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.