Im fine now, Real stupid yesterday chezzzz lol
I don't think it's stupidity, really, as these things DO happen and it's just an accident.
However, if I may say so myself, I have not ever done anything that stupid.
INSTEAD, what I did was this, nemo: ok, I need a GPS to go one mile. Let's start there.
I get to where I am going, pull out of the street and I am wondering why that B word is not tawking to me on the gps.
Oh, that's right. You have to put in YOUR address to get home.
Done.
However, I had already gone in the wrong direction. So when I did put my address in the GPS, I was going the wrong way.
I didn't recognize where I was, but I do know that my garage door opener didn't work.
So, I drove up the street, yanno, to get the right angle to push that opener.
It still didn't work.
I attempt it again - drive up the street, press the button - blah blah and it still does not open my garage door.
HOWEVER, the guy next-door must have seen me having problems and HE OPENS his garage door.
I think he's nuts because up and down his garage door goes. No lie.
Yep, it was my garage door that was going up and down.
The story does not end there.
Oh nooo, lettuce dump on blondie one more time.
I pull into the garage and within a second, I hear this horrible scraping on the top of my car. The garage door is scraping my luggage rack.
Of course, I was in complete control. I put my hands up and covered my head so I wouldn't get scratched.
There is something wrong with me.
Now, the garage door did not come down completely when I hit the button so that's why my roof is going to fall off tomorrY.
I get out of the car and I smell anti-freeze. omg, I truly believe that the garage door scrapped the bottom of my car.
I am afraid to open the garage door now. I know it is not going to work, OR it will break apart and start flying around the NEYborhood.
omg, I have got to smarten up.
You're not alone, my man.
I did worser in a way.
ohgod
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