Uh ... yer majesty ... uh ... ya didn't tell mz. ribit ... uh ... that ... uh ... "accessory" ... came with yer new mower, now, did ya??? Jest a suggestion, but ... uh ... I think ya oughta keep that piece of ... uh ... information ... to yerself, don'tcha know!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence