New Zero Turn Mower Tale!
I bought that zero turn mower and am tickled to death with it so far. It is sitting in the barn and it will sit there til the temp gets below 80. The temperature is in the mid 90's out here today, the humidity is high and there is no breeze. They say we is getting a downflow from the hurricane. In any case it's too hot for me to be out cutting grass.
So, me and mz ribit was sittin around the house having a pleasant monversation. A conversation is when two people are discussing something. A monversation is when one person is talking and the other one is nodding in agreement. In any case the mower came up.
"How much did you pay for that mower?" she asked
"All totaled it was right at $4000.00" I confessed.
"You paid $4000.00 for a fricken lawn mower?"
She came ashore as a category 5 hissy fit. Sustained winds of 150 mph and gusts up to 200. We are expecting a significant storm surge later on this evening. Ya won't see no reporters hanging on to lamp posts and talking about this one.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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