My New Zero Turn Mower Was Delivered Today.
The millennium falcon looks good sitting in my shed which is now the official millennium falcon pod bay. The Phazers on it have two settings. Not Stun / Kill like on the enterprise but rather Bag / Mulch. Now I gotta set out to find appropriate headgear. Perhaps you guys should vote.
...kinda heavy for a chronologically enhanced citizen.
...this one might make me too sexy for the neighbor ladies to resist.
...any of them hats wore by the guys from Tombstone would suffice.
...this one might make my macho image too scary for the neighbors.
...xwing fighter pilot helmet from Star Wars
...zzfart would like this one.
...Im thinking no on this one.
...something to provide added shade for the kingly brow.
So many hats, what to do what to do. I await your assistance./
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