The Meg.
It's got everything yer majesty could want in entertainment ...
Sharks ...


Bikinis ...

Don't worry ... she's jest gettin' those nasty tattoos removed ...

And a great vacation spot to take all of your annoying relatives you're dyin' to get rid of ...



The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence