Now, now, yer majesty ... it's plain as the wart on your amphibian nose that you're bein' sly ... since mz. ribit is probably lookin' over yer shoulder right about now ... BUT ... it ain't fair to these fine ... well ... uh ... fine minus one ... contestants ... for you to waffle on yer final decision like that, don'tcha know! Inquiring minds want to know!!!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence