http://smokeroom.com/2018/08/23/woman-sues-dating-app-no-wealthy-men/
A London woman is suing an exclusive online dating service because she didn't receive any satisfactory matches.
Tereza Burki, a 47-year-old divorced mother of three, approached Seventy Thirty dating agency in 2013 to find a wealthy bachelor. She was seeking a "sophisticated gentleman," working in finance or some other lucrative field that could afford him a "wealthy lifestyle." He also had to be "open to traveling internationally," and willing to have more children.
For some completely inexplicable reason, this woman could not find a satisfactory mate so she decided to sue the dating app instead.
She ended up winning £12,600 ($16,000) in damages and another £500 ($635) for "distress." ...
Well, it's obvious why she didn't find a satisfactory mate ... and it ain't the dating service's fault:
1. She's obviously a demanding, presumptuous bitch.
"She was seeking a 'sophisticated gentleman,' working in finance or some other lucrative field that could afford him {i.e., HER} a 'wealthy lifestyle.' He also had to be 'open to traveling internationally,' and willing to have more children."
2. Hate to break it to her, but she most certainly is NOT all that and a bag of chips when it comes to the looks department.
3. She's got three whelps and she wants her Prince Charming to take them as his own ... at least that's how I am interpreting her statement. But, as I read it a second time, it could possibly be understood as - HORROR OF HORRORS! - that she wants Prince Charming to knock up her 47-year-old belly, AGAIN?!
"... and willing to have more children."
4. There is only one guy in the world that meets the qualifications of her described Prince Charming ... and mz. ribit has him locked up tight!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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