In a local story yesterday a high school football scandal
Seems there were three afaletes going to a school and playing football for a school that they did not live within the district the school was in. The school was punished by having all it's wins and champeenship nullified. The afaletes were banned from futzballz. Of course they hired a lawyer and are suing because it reduces their visibility to college recruiters and damages their chances of getting a college scholarship. Discrimination is what they says it is.
Anyway, I told ya all that so I could tell ya this. The local news media has some halfwit (doubtlessly a family member of the media owners) doing the scroll thingy across the bottom of the screen. It announced proudly that the players were INDELIBLE as the on screen announcer said they were ineligible. It coulda been worse. It coulda said they were inedible.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!