The royal frog asks - "Is you gonna sit around and wait on em to come for ya condoms before ya take action???"
THAT could be DISASTROUS! Whatever would Sesame Street do whenever their show is sponsored by the Letter C?!

Oh ... hold on jest a minute ... they can always ask Samantha Bee for a "c-word." Never mind.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence