NEW YORK (AP) — Now that plastic straws may be headed for extinction, could Americans’ love of balloons be deflated?
http://apnews.com/71082d3bb77e44a59408a69bc58caf89
...when they came for ya straws ya did nothing, when they come for ya balloons ya did nothing. Is you gonna sit around and wait on em to come for ya condoms before ya take action???

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!