... no matter how big your knife is, you still shouldn't bring it to a gun fight.
Sword-wielding naked man chased off by man with rifle, Lincoln police say
http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/sword-wielding-naked-man-chased-off-by-man-with-rifle/article_fe6c0910-bfa7-580b-ac8e-9dbdb2de7f3c.html
Lincoln police are looking for a man who exposed himself to another man while wielding a sword early Saturday morning.
The other man, 26, told police he was sitting in his car at West South and Southwest Ninth streets around 4:30 a.m., after walking his dog, when a naked man approached him with a sword.
The naked man tapped the driver's side window with the sword, and the 26-year-old grabbed his rifle from the vehicle, chasing the man into a wooded area nearby, Lincoln Police Officer Angela Sands said.
Police have only a generic description of the naked man.
Was the generic description on the APB: "Big sword, tiny dick."?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence