You jest might be on to sumpthin' there, yer majesty. If The Hildabeast walks her lard ass around anywhere near that conduit for a minute or two, the resulting tremors might be enough to jar loose any of the clogs. But ... jest to be on the safe side ... ya better notify the nearest seismic station ... don't want 'em to panic, don'tcha know.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence