Well, yer frogginess ... there's another vicious rumor out there 'bout Clowney and the Cap'n. Apparently, it goes sumthin' like this ... Cap'n was in Italy (NOT in Washington State, as he has led us to believe). Clowney came home to his Italian villa a lil' early and spied Cap'n jumpin' out of Amal's bedroom window. The chase was on ... Clowney, on his scooter, was chasin' the Cap'n, who was on a Ducati. Well ... the ending is all too easy to predict, don'tcha know ... Clowney couldn't catch up, wrecked his scooter, and the Cap'n went back to the villa to take care of any unfinished business with Amal.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence