George Clooney and our Capn
...some folks in the media say Clooney was going 60 when he wrecked his motorbike. Some folks in the media say that the other guy was going 60, then they corrected it to say that the other guy was 60 years old. I dunno what the truth is, but I guarantee ya that if "OUR CAPN" is ever reported going sixty it is because he was trying to parallel park between two Harley's. Da Capns bike won't go that slow.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!