What she needs, Cap'n, is a rubber room and a large dose of Thorazine. She's nuttier than a fruitcake. Piglosi has always been delusional, but lately, her dementia has steadily progressed to where she is now pretty close to being 23 beers short of a case.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence