Authorities say a Georgia man is accused of biting a 14-year-old girl's buttocks while swimming underwater at Lake Lanier on the Fourth of July.
http://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/georgia/articles/2018-07-06/police-man-bites-14-year-old-girl-while-swimming-underwater
...turns out the guy is a teacher at a middle school here in Georgia. This has got to be a Classic "Hold my beer while I end my career" moment. Im just glad they caught him before you guys accused me of if.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!