Professor cancels study on penis size over public reaction
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-penis-study-cancelled-20180630-story.html
...which reminds me of a story about Milton berle (old time comedian). He came home with a turkey a few days before thanksgiving. His wife Imogene Coker asked where he got the bird. He told her that they had a contest where he worked to see who had the biggest penis.
"You didn't pull that thing out in public did ya?"
"...just enough to win the turkey.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!