...ribits news coverage of the Maryland Shooting was interrupted by a brief alien kidnapping. They have returned me and the analysis continues.
...wolf blister was almost drooling as he reported that the shooter was a white guy with a long gun. A guest being interviews told wolf that we should all be preparing ourselves for a big disappointment when we find out the motive. Wolf looked like someone had slapped him across the face with a fish. "Ya mean it might not be trumps fault?" he thought. After a brief pause the guest was gone. Later on somebody said that the shooter might not be white. He could be Hispanic.
...investigation continues.
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