Whoopi Goldberg is distraught that she cannot find any takers to occupy her butt or her vagina. She made a backhanded, public plea for someone - ANYONE! - to invade her orifices, but every other person on the planet immediately rose up en masse and emphatically declared, "Awwww, HELL NO! YUCK!!!"
Whoopi says, "Get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina!"
http://hotair.com/archives/2018/06/28/whoopi-warns-republicans-get-behind-get-vagina/

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence