You wanna really give this turd a fright before you drown him in pig's blood? Strap him to a gurney and tell him you're going to execute him by lethal injection. Put in the IV and give him a drug that will sedate him. Let him wake up in a lavish harem-style room with Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Madeleine Albright, Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Mooch Obama, Maxine Waters, and Rosie O'Donnell leaning over him. Then with a clear, sonorous voice over speakers that make it sound like it is coming from on high and say, "Here is the first installment on the 72 I owe you."

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence