...it is now 1 am and it is 81 degrees in the house. I decided that I would just sleep nekid. I decided to mz ribit just that and the phrase I was looking for was "Commando", but instead I told her I was going to be sleeping "BANDITO" tonite.
"Is that anything like "COMMANDO" she says not wanting to miss an opportunity to humiliate me.
I only had to think about it for a second and I told her that it was like "Commando" but that I would have on an eye patch and a sombrero.
..."I can't wait!" She says. I think she's still laughing at me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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