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Msg. 02336 of 62138 |
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This punk commits a robbery with a knife, and when he gets into his vehicle to make his getaway, it won't start. ROTFLMAO! So, what's a criminal to do, eh? He attempts to carjack another person's vehicle. Problem is ... he finds himself looking down the barrel of the car owner's gun. Ooooops ... time to move along - QUICKLY! The failed carjacker then ... relying on the old adage of "if at first you don't succeed, try, try, again ... moves to what he hopes will be "greener pastures" ... a nearby Starbucks. He jumps into the passenger side of a woman's car that is waiting in the Starbucks drive-through lane. Uh oh ... she jumps out, runs around to the back, opens her trunk, pulls out her pistol, and proves the worth of another old adage to the would-be carjacker - "don't bring a knife to a gun fight." Ooooops ... time to move along, again - QUICKLY! Out of options, the twice-failed carjacker then deposits himself into a restroom at a nearby Supercuts and waits for the police to arrive and save him from all of the lawfully armed citizens that have him surrounded - and out-gunned. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Man Picks Two Wrong Cars In Alleged Hijack Attempt And Finds Himself Looking Down Two Barrels http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/13/man-picks-two-wrong-cars-in-hijack-attempt/ A Florida man allegedly failed two car hijackings in Jacksonville after the owners brandished their firearms. Christopher Raymond Hill, 36, was arrested on Friday after he allegedly robbed a liquor store, then attempted to flee by carjacking two different people at knife-point, according to Fox 30. After leaping over the counter of a Walmart liquor store and stealing money from the cash register, Hill attempted to flee in his SUV, police said. When the engine wouldn't start, he allegedly asked Scott Reardon for a ride. Reardon refused and Hill pulled out a knife. Reardon was able to reach for his firearm and aimed it at Hill, who then fled. Hill reportedly ran and got into the passenger seat of a car at a Starbucks drive-thru. The female driver exited her vehicle and got her Ruger pistol from the car's trunk, and pointed it at Hill, who then fled a second time, reported WSVN. Police found Hill barricaded inside the bathroom of a Supercuts, where he surrendered. Hill was arrested on charges of strong arm robbery, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, trespassing, and carjacking with a firearm or deadly weapon. "These guys can talk about banning assault rifles and banning guns, but when it comes and happens to them, they're going to wish they had one," Reardon told News4Jax. "I'm glad I had [my gun] on me." Reardon was wearing an AR-15 t-shirt when he was interviewed.
 The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |
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