...husband and wife getting divorced. Judge has their son on the stand and asks him if he wants to live with his mother.
"No sir, she beats me something awful"!
"Well then I suppose you want to live with your father" asks the judge
"No Sir, he is worse than she is."
"Well son, who would you like to live with?"
"I wanna go live with the Cleveland Browns. They don't beat anybody!"
...har har har guffaw guffaw!!!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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