...we went to a local Chinese establishment. I gave the waitress a $10.00 tip. Mz ribit demanded to know why. I told her that the gal had nice hooters and a ponytail. Don't that deserve some sort of special recognition? Anyway mz ribit just looks up at the heavens and says, "Why Me Lord". Such gratitude.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!