...reminds me of a story!
...old man sittin on a park bench. Young guy walks by; covered up with body piercings and tattoos; Hair combed straight up, died purple, yellow and green. The old guy can't help but look.
"What are you staring at old man?" the kid asks.
"Sorry, but years ago when I was in the Navy I got drunk and had sex with a parrott. I was just wondering if you might be my son."