...it's only new here and it ain't all that new for me. At my age a GOOD DAY is one where I don't put on pants at all. Just sitting here in my boxers posting great wisdom for all to share. Then I go back and get in the bed and spend some serious time snoring and farting to restore my brilliance.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!