Is the Navy Naming a Ship ‘USS Tig Ol Bitties’ After an Online Vote?
A article joked that an online naming contest resulted in the Navy naming a ship the "USS Tig Ol Bitties," but it was just satire.
http://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-navy-naming-tig-ol-bitties/
...I demand a recount!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!