Hundreds of sex enthusiasts are set to descend on Las Vegas in a bid to break the record for the world's biggest ever ORGY.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hundreds-sex-enthusiasts-descend-las-12511948
...the existing record is held by the DNC for the night Hillary clinched the Nomination.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!