Donald Trump Jr. and Aubrey O'Day's alleged affair: All the signs we missed
http://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/donald-trump-jr-aubrey-o-184948873.html
...one should always shower with their cellphone. It prevents unnecessary wear and tear on marriages.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!