Man Dies After Getting Head Stuck In Movie Theater Seat
http://www.yahoo.com/news/man-dies-getting-head-stuck-184447624.html
...a couple I used to know was injured when a lawn chair collapsed underneath them. They just ain't built for 400 pounds.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!