Hillary now sprains her HAND after falling TWICE down the stairs: Clinton cancels trip to a fort in India and is told to rest by doctors following yet another injury
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5497877/Hillary-sprains-hand-falling-twice-stairs-India.html
...Hillary my dear, if you is crawling down the stairs and ya fall and hurt yerself, it means ya drinkin entirely too much.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!