Attention Republican Congressmen and Senators
...first we had the shooting of the republican congressmen baseball team and then we had a dump truck hit a train loaded with republican senators and congressmen. If you guys don't quit bunching up, one democrat with a RPG will get all of ya.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!