All ya gotta do is yell "Hey Woman. Bring me a Beer!"
...I believe the correct vernacular is "Hey Woman, FETCH me a beer!" Tis a subtle difference, but the feminine mind gets accustomed to certain words and if ya use one they are not familiar with they just stand around looking confused.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!