...when I was in management I posted a notice:
If you have not been shot, stabbed, burned or poisoned or do not have a broken bone that is actually protruding thru the skin, your attendance at work is mandatory.
...ir was a joke, but the union was not amused.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!