...reminds me of the story about the golfer getting dressed in the clubhouse after a round. He's putting on a womans girdle, one of his pals says, "How long ya been wearing that thing?"
" ...since the wife found it in the glove compartment of my truck!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!