Fauxcahontas is bitter because she's at the bottom of the totem pole in the sexual marketplace.
AHHHH, YES!
MAYBE SHE AND KIRSTEN CAN WALK INTO A BAR TOGETHER.
WHAT AN ANNOYING MORNING, EXCEPT THE MARKET IS UP 152 AT THE MOMENT.
YA NEVER HEAR ABOUT THAT IN THE NEWS NOW THAT OBAMANURE IS ON HIS RESISTANCE TOUR.
WHERE'S HITLERY?