British Woman Engaged to a 90-Year-Old Chandelier "Lumiere" She Bought on eBay
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~ The luminescent couple
A 33-year-old British woman announced her "engagement" to an inanimate mail-order bride. She stayed mum on exactly how the chandelier "Lumiere" responded to her "proposal" last Valentine's Day.
"As soon as I saw Lumiere on eBay, I knew immediately that she was the one for me and it was love at first sight," Amanda Liberty said, referring to a chandelier she shipped for £400 last year. "She was based in Germany and although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to maker her mine."
Liberty has "fallen in love" with many different inanimate objects, and she identifies as an "objectum sexual." In 2010, she legally changed her last name in honor of the Statue of Liberty, which she affectionately calls "Libby." The British woman has traveled to New York six time just to gaze longingly at the monument.
Despite her affection for the statue, the chandelier reportedly stole her heart. "I couldn't stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was," Liberty told the British tabloid The Sun. "She has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her." ...