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By: Beldin in POPE IV | Recommend this post (2)
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British Woman Engaged to a 90-Year-Old Chandelier "Lumiere" She Bought on eBay

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/british-woman-engaged-to-a-90-year-old-chandelier-lumiere-she-bought-on-ebay/

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A 33-year-old British woman announced her "engagement" to an inanimate mail-order bride. She stayed mum on exactly how the chandelier "Lumiere" responded to her "proposal" last Valentine's Day.

"As soon as I saw Lumiere on eBay, I knew immediately that she was the one for me and it was love at first sight," Amanda Liberty said, referring to a chandelier she shipped for £400 last year. "She was based in Germany and although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to maker her mine."

Liberty has "fallen in love" with many different inanimate objects, and she identifies as an "objectum sexual." In 2010, she legally changed her last name in honor of the Statue of Liberty, which she affectionately calls "Libby." The British woman has traveled to New York six time just to gaze longingly at the monument.

Despite her affection for the statue, the chandelier reportedly stole her heart. "I couldn't stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was," Liberty told the British tabloid The Sun. "She has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her." ...





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You have now entered ... The Libtard Zone
By: Beldin in POPE IV
Tue, 12 Dec 17 3:29 AM 		Msg. 40032 of 47202

Is Objectum Sexual (OS) the Next Set of Letters in the LGBTQWTF Acronym?

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/objectum-sexual-os-next-set-letters-lgbtqwtf-acronym/

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Is this freak giving tongue to a pink VW Beetle?! 

Recently, we all learned about new sexual identities like "two spirit" and "questioning" when a teacher's group in Canada reeducated us about the latest victim groups that need attention. Right on cue, a new sexual orientation has leapt onto the scene. "Objectum sexual" describes people who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects like cars or statues. Amanda Liberty is one such person whose attraction for hanging chandeliers cannot be suppressed. Inside Edition reports,

Amanda Liberty, 33, of Leeds, said she proposed to her favorite chandelier on Valentine's Day while continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers. "You can't control who you fall in love with and things just went from there," [Liberty said].

Perhaps not surprisingly, her new spouse's name is "Lumiere." Liberty once had a relationship with the Statue of Liberty but the traveling costs put a damper on their passion.

She was also previously been in love with the Statue of Liberty - for which she legally changed her name in 2010 - and has traveled to New York six times to visit it, but said the distance took its toll on their relationship.

I would imagine the size difference was also a stumbling block. If you think Liberty is a lone mental case, you would be wrong. An entire organization exists to support other OS people called Objectum-Sexuality Internationale, which describes OS on their website. ...

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