Is Objectum Sexual (OS) the Next Set of Letters in the LGBTQWTF Acronym?
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/objectum-sexual-os-next-set-letters-lgbtqwtf-acronym/
Is this freak giving tongue to a pink VW Beetle?!
Recently, we all learned about new sexual identities like "two spirit" and "questioning" when a teacher's group in Canada reeducated us about the latest victim groups that need attention. Right on cue, a new sexual orientation has leapt onto the scene. "Objectum sexual" describes people who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects like cars or statues. Amanda Liberty is one such person whose attraction for hanging chandeliers cannot be suppressed. Inside Edition reports,
Amanda Liberty, 33, of Leeds, said she proposed to her favorite chandelier on Valentine's Day while continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers. "You can't control who you fall in love with and things just went from there," [Liberty said].
Perhaps not surprisingly, her new spouse's name is "Lumiere." Liberty once had a relationship with the Statue of Liberty but the traveling costs put a damper on their passion.
She was also previously been in love with the Statue of Liberty - for which she legally changed her name in 2010 - and has traveled to New York six times to visit it, but said the distance took its toll on their relationship.
I would imagine the size difference was also a stumbling block. If you think Liberty is a lone mental case, you would be wrong. An entire organization exists to support other OS people called Objectum-Sexuality Internationale, which describes OS on their website. ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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