http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/look-you-can-get-tickets-to-an-nfl-game-this-week-for-under-five-dollars/
If you've ever wanted to go to an NFL game and you have five dollars in your pocket, then this is the perfect week to do it.
As of Thursday afternoon, there are actual NFL tickets that are selling on the secondary market for under five dollars. Of course, like all good deals, these tickets do come with a catch: You need to live near Buffalo, have a high tolerance for cold weather and be willing to sit through three hours of a Colts-Bills game. ...
Admittedly, it's a Bills/Colts game ... in Buffalo ... in December ... BUT ... $5 for an NFL ticket???!!! OH MY ... how low can the NFL go, eh?! ROTFLMAO!

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