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...hurts less now that it did before they fixed it. Still a little swollen and stiff, unlike other things. All in all it has been less painful than the hip surgery was. I don't have the range of motion I used to have but that will improve with therapy. The big irritants are the inability to use the right hand after a pooping. Cleaning the old wazoo with the left hand isn't as easy as you might think. Mz ribit bought me one of these:

...she says ya attach a piece of toilet paper to it and then stick it between ya legs and wipes ya butt. I asked her how she kept her balls from getting in the way. She called me a dirty name.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!