The Kings Statement on Inappropriate Sexual Conduct
...to any wimmenz who may have taken offense by "inappropriate" behavior on my part I would like to offer my sincerest apologies and regrets. Now go about your sourpuss lives.
...to the ladies who did not take offense, but rather smiled and joined in with great enthusiasm I would like to give my eternal appreciation and thanks. You are a boon to mankind!!!!!
ribit!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!