...I was part of a secret plan to put all of S. Vietnam into sand bags and ship it back to the U.S. In the final stages we were going to build another state just west of California. Then Lyndon Johnson got hold of the plan and found out that this new state would be bigger than texas and he would have none of it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!